|Age||Unknown (presumably in his late twenties)|
|“||It wasn't me. It was you.||”|
— Crooked Man
The Crooked Man is the monster who frequently tries to kill David during the course of the game.
His real name is Duke MacGahan (デゥーク・マクガーン Dukku Makugaan) and he is the tenant David's been looking for in the whole game. He committed suicide years ago and he is the true identity of the Crooked Man.
If his facets and the notes he wrote during the course of the game are to be believed, Duke was an idealist young man, who due to his troubled past (being abandoned by his mother, failing to become a lawyer and being dumped by his girlfriend) became depressed and eventually committed suicide.
After becoming a vengeful spirit (the Crooked Man), he becomes resentful and upon seeing David, he immediately dislikes him. He discovers David moved into the flat he lived in. He came to hate David for being so much like himself, but staying happy. He tries to drive him to suicide, or kill him personally. Part of him wanted to save David from going down the same path as Duke and killing himself.
As the Crooked Man, he generally goes after David, but if Sissi, D or Fluffy are around he prefers going after them and trying to kill them much to David's confusion. After it is revealed that the three of them are facets of Duke, it makes perfect sense. Sissi has regrets over lost love, D has regrets over failed dreams, and Fluffy's been abandoned. These are all the aspects of Duke (and David, as they were both so similar) that ultimately led to his eventual suicide. They were probably created by the Crooked Man as a means of stopping David from killing himself.
Sissi, D and Fluffy are facets of his own past life, and so their background told during the course of the story was actually his.
When he was young, he was "abandoned" by his mother. The facts about it are ambiguous, but apparently she died in a hospital when Duke was a kid, leaving him with bitterness and feelings of abandonment. Years later, he decided to become a lawyer, but no matter how much he tried, he never passed the final exam. The last straw for him was that his beloved girlfriend, whom he loved very much to the point of making her gifts and taking her to their "special place" in a hotel, eventually abandoned him. This left him very depressed.
Unable to take it any longer, he left the apartment he lived in, went to his mother’s abandoned house, where he committed suicide by hanging himself. He became a vengeful spirit some time after that.
After David moves to the apartment, David deduces the house’s malfunctions when they have something to do with the former tenant and decides to look for him. Duke, as the Crooked Man, starts following David everywhere on his journey to find Duke, and every time tries to kill him.
He is also very resistant to David’s attacks, as during the game he gets shoved into a pit, set on fire, stabbed, locked into a room and shot and still follows David around.
In the Bad End 1 "What a sissy", if David tells Sissi not to cry over her lost love, she decides to give up on her quest to keep fond memories alive and drops the precious box her boyfriend gave her. Because of the time Sissi took to talk, the Crooked Man had enough time to revive. As she is about to leave, she is attacked and brutally killed off-screen by the Crooked Man, who then kills David.
In the Bad End 2 "Never, never give up", if David tells D not to give up on his failed dreams to become a lawyer, D is angered, claims David cannot understand him and stabs him to death. He is later killed by the Crooked Man. The Crooked Man then slowly walks over to David, speaks briefly, then walks away as the screen fades.
After David saves Fluffy in the hospital, the Crooked Man takes over him and forces him to take the gun and commit suicide. Meanwhile, Sissi, Fluffy and D help Paul in finding David, who is broken, crying and about to shoot himself. In the Bad End 3 "Goodbye, my friend", if Paul tries to persuade him, David says that he doesn't understand his pain and shoots himself, much to Paul’s despair. In the Bad End 4 "It’s not your fault, David", if Paul decides to take the gun from David, the two struggle and David accidentally shoots Paul to death. David later takes his own life. If Paul decides to punch David, Paul punches David repeatedly to get The Crooked Man out of David's body. It works and David tells his story.
After Paul saves David, he goes to the abandoned house of the former tenant, which actually belonged to Duke's mother, who abandoned him. When looking in the belongings, he finds out the tenant’s real name. Then The Crooked Man cries and realizes that David is watching him and screams. After shooting him enough times, David tells him to disappear, since he won’t take the same path as him. With these words, the creature disappears. David later enters the attic of the house, where he finds Duke's hanged corpse. David realizes that all the situations Duke put him in were in order to help him move on with his life and he thanks him before leaving.
Duke's corpse is later retrieved and put to rest in a cemetery, presumably by David. In the final scene of the game, David visits Duke's grave, puts some Marlboro cigarettes next to the grave and he says that they would see each other again.
In the second replay, when David enters to the attic, he has a conversation with Duke's spirit (who is recalling the moment he is about to commit suicide) before Duke passes on. His spirit is later seen after David and Shirley are back into their relationship, so it is implied he will continue looking after David.
- Duke MacGahan - Apparently Duke MacGahan is Crooked Man's mortal-or in other words, human-form, back when he hanged himself. Crooked Man was Duke MacGahan's vengeful spirit.
- David Hoover - David is Crooked Man's foe, but at the same time saviour. He did a lot of bad stuff towards Sissi, D, and Fluffy, which causes David to fight Crooked Man. At the same time, though, Crooked Man is trying to stop David from taking the same path as Duke MacGahan and hang himself. Because they seem very alike, Crooked Man is resistant to David's attacks and actions: Stabbed, locked in a room, shot, etc. No matter what David tried, Crooked Man always recovers. In the Final Stage, however, Crooked Man is no longer resistant to David's attacks.
- Sissi - Sissi is the first fragment of Crooked Man, or Duke MacGahan's. Crooked Man created Sissi. Sissi represents Crooked Man's, or Duke MacGahan's, breakup with his girlfriend.
- D - D is the second fragment of Crooked Man, or Duke MacGahan's. Crooked Man created D. D represents Crooked Man's, or Duke MacGahan's, dream to become a lawyer but failed in bar exams.
- Fluffy - Fluffy is the last fragment of Crooked Man, of Duke MacGahan's. Crooked Man created Fluffy. Fluffy represents Crooked Man's, or Duke MacGahan's, breakup with his mother when she died.
- The Crooked Man represents Duke's resentment and despair. However, during Stage 3 there is a note from an otherwise-unrelated man who killed himself in order to get away from...something. David also says that he's been hearing "voices" in his head, long before the Crooked Man started coming for him. The Crooked Man in the game is Duke's, but apparently David's had one of his own for some time and it's part of the reason Duke decided to step in. It's even possible that the creature who tries to make David shoot himself in Stage 4 was David's own Crooked Man, not Duke's.
- The Crooked Man's immensely bent neck was a result of his neck snapping after he hanged himself.
- It is stated in Uri's official twitter account that Duke's eyes are green. If you look closely on the scene where David shoots himself, his eyes become green.
- It was also stated in Uri's website/blog that Duke supposedly used Camel cigarettes, despite the fact that David gave him a pack of Marlboro.
- If you look closely on the Treasure Hunt puzzle on Hotel Ruhenheim, the kid who drew it looks similar to a young Duke MacGahan due to his black hair.